Your chicken chili verde recipe sounds delish. I kind of like days where I don't speak to anyone - though it's depressing to string too many of them together.
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my wonderful day
by Hortensia inso the high point of my day was buying new underwear at walmart.
it's 108 degrees out there, not too bad.
i'm so bored and isolated, i ironed my money (just the paper money) before i left the house just to have something to do.
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I have a gift! What's yours?
by Crumpet inotherwise entitled: smoking - a cautionary tale.
i have a gift, a talent for getting myself locked into or out of places.
ever since i was small i have managed to get myself locked in most host's lavatories and unable to quite mistress the ability to unlock the door.. today i surpassed myself.
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"I have a gift, a talent for getting myself locked into or out of places. Ever since I was small I have managed to get myself locked in most host's lavatories and unable to quite mistress the ability to unlock the door."
This would explain why it took you 15 minutes to figure out how to get out of my car at the restaurant when you were here last. ;-) I thought that was a one-time thing - like you were unfamiliar with door locking mechanisms on vehicles or something. I didn't know it was your gift! (Sorry I didn't come looking for you. It just honestly didn't occur to me that you were locked in my car - LOL)
My gift - I can solve any puzzle on Wheel of Fortune with only one or two letters showing. I'd audition but Pat Sajak gives me the creeps. I feel like he's disappointed with himself and it makes me very sad.
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Counseling/Guiding your kids on their sexual awakening...
by TJ - iAmCleared2Land inif the mods feel this should be moved to 'relationships', which is clearly labeled 'sex', that's fine.
i think it more appropriately falls under 'family, teens', as i am looking for advice from parents with kids about how they plan to manage/guide their child's transformation from teen to adult.. do you still subscribe to the no-sex-before-marriage rule for your kids?
i, personally, don't.
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She comes in colors everywhere
It's in her hair, she's like a raaaaaiiiiinboooowww.
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Atheists should not be considered as citizens, nor patriots.
by digderidoo ingeorge bush seniors response when journalist robert sherman asked whether he recognised the equal citizenship and patriotism of americans who are athiests, responded," no, i don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots.
this is one nation under god.
" (r.dawkins, god delusion p65).
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"This country sucks balls sometimes."
Mastodon, I find this remark extremely offensive. Some of my best friends are ball-sucking atheists.
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Real Life People VS. Board Life People
by wanderlustguy ini have met quite a few folks from the forum, and between topics and posts about meeting so and so, and what is this person like, and the scandals, i felt kind of compelled to do a little mind dump on a topic about it and my experiences, and i hope no one thinks i didn't notice or remember them, these are just the most recent and those i am a bit closer to for one reason or another.
the last thing i would want to do is talk about someone when i don't know if they would mind or not...sorry if it happens here.. first, i had a person i respect a lot tell me she thought i was much more together in real life and was really suprised when she met me...that makes me wonder what kind of wreck i read like on here.
then it dawned on me, most of us post here as a release of things that aren't so great.
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That was beautiful, WLG, and a great reminder considering all the drama for your mama lately.
I think you sell yourself short in the looks department, my friend. After you walked in the house for the first time, one of the girls in the band whispered to the other, "There's a really sexy plumber in the living room." LOL - some of us like the blue collar type. I don't know how smart you are though - I'll have to take Nina's word for it. ;-) My only regret over New Year's was that I didn't get the cleaning done in advance because I really wanted to hang out with you and the Mastodons more.
Can't wait til May!
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Who are you rooting for this Super Bowl???
by esw1966 innew york giants!.
i'm a packer fan and i would really like to see the patriots lose in the super bowl as they go for a perfect season.. i'm rooting for the underdog....
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I flippin' hate the Patriots (flippin' is the new f*ckin', btw). Bland white bread stick to your teeth perfection. Give me a receiver with a bad ankle and a sketchy QB any day. Go Giants!
What really sucks is there's only one game left in the season. Jesus H., what the flip am I gonna do on Sundays now? (Pro Bowl doesn't count - booooring.) Next Sunday is my birthday and there's no football? There really is no God.
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Who did you/do you want to be when you grew up?
by Crumpet inwhen i was 9 i wanted to be daisy duke from the dukes of hazzard, but had to put aside the dream when i realised my legs weren't going to ever get any longer.. when i was 12 i wanted to be ghandi, but realised wars wouldnt stop because i missed breakfast.. when i was 16 i decided that by leaving the borg and living fast and hard enough being alice cooper was achievable.. now i'm 32 i think i'd quite like to have the sensuous, striking confidence and certainty of helen mirren when i grow up.. who did you want to be and why?.
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Layla - that's beautiful. I loved me some grandma, too.
Kenzei - Ooooh, I so forgot about hitman. Actually, I think I'd rather be a serial killer. I want to wear a black unitard with a hood, so I need to lose weight first. And I'd only kill people who had previously been proven to be baaaad - two to the chest, one to the head. And I need to get a job at the Dallas Police Dept. so I can get in tight with the detective who's trying to track me down. Maybe I'll even drink his babies. I mean, when I'm thirsty - after dawg and homerovah, I might be all full up here - LOL.
Off to buy a silencer.
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Who did you/do you want to be when you grew up?
by Crumpet inwhen i was 9 i wanted to be daisy duke from the dukes of hazzard, but had to put aside the dream when i realised my legs weren't going to ever get any longer.. when i was 12 i wanted to be ghandi, but realised wars wouldnt stop because i missed breakfast.. when i was 16 i decided that by leaving the borg and living fast and hard enough being alice cooper was achievable.. now i'm 32 i think i'd quite like to have the sensuous, striking confidence and certainty of helen mirren when i grow up.. who did you want to be and why?.
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When I was a teenager, I wanted to be the shortstop for the Chicago Cubs. I like how I ended up, but some days i wish for a winning lottery ticket - it would be nice to retire before I'm 70 and travel while I'm young enough to stand up straight.
Sparky, my favorite Anais Nin quote is much shallower: "I want to drink your babies," from the Blue Diaries. ;-)
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My story: "Pop!" goes the Little Circuit Breaker
by TJ - iAmCleared2Land ini guess it's about time i write my story.
i've put this off for a long time... primarily becuase, while i thought my story was bad, i've read so many worse and heart-rending stories here.
i think, though, there is some therapeutic value in 'letting it all out' with others who know what 'it' was like.
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(((TJ))) I hope the sharing of your story can help with your healing. I'm sorry we didn't get to meet at the New Year's Eve apostafest - maybe next time.
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Dumping out my purse
by sweetface2233 inladies, how many of you have had this happen?
your cell phone is stashed in your purse and it starts ringing.
you plunge your hand in, hoping to grab it and begin the call.
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You have good taste in movies ;-)